Vem, da se naslov te objave sliši butasto, a trenutno se nisem uspel spomniti boljšega prevoda besedne zveze “funny quotes”.

Naletel sem torej na nekaj smešnih navedkov, vzetih najbrž z IRC-a, ki prikazujejo, kako stupidni znamo biti včasih ljudje. Res da tistim, ki niso najbolj domači v računalniških vodah niti ne bodo tako smešni, a jaz sem prav užival ob branju.

navedek (Need a reminder? — 2004/12/16)

<Ben174> If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you “caught” him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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<studdud> what the f*ck is wtf

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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> …

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<Mendo> lmao there’s a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

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Predstavljam vam še dve mini novosti na tej spletni strani, in sicer oboje lahko najdete v meniju na levi pod ’statistika’. Odslej lahko tam ugledate št. obiskovalcev, ki trenutno z vami brskajo po tej strani, poleg tega pa še povezavo do podrobne statistike obiskov v zadnjih 12 mesecih — razčlenjeno po mesecih, dnevih, urah, priljubljenih datotekah, izvorih obiskovalcev itd. Mislim, kot da bi koga zanimalo, hehe, pač obstaja že od vsega začetka, le da sem se šele zdaj odločil odkriti to povezavo. Dodano: Prvega ni več, drugo, podrobno statistiko pa sem bil primoran zaščititi z geslom in jo s tem umakniti pred javnostjo, saj sem bil žrtev pojava, znanega pod imenom “referer spam”.

Lepo se imejte.